Party Like It's 1776 Men/Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Columbia Blue Is that an eggplant in

Is that an eggplant in your pants or are your just happy to see me

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featuring a rounded neck and designed with superior combed and ring-spun cotton

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Party Like It's 1776 Men/Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Columbia Blue Is that an eggplant inI guarantee our founding fathers had a few drinks on July 4th, 1776. Say hello to your new favorite t shirt. Our tees feature a classic set in crew neck collar, a modern fit with tapered shoulders make it an ideal choice for a wide range of body types. Side seam stitched construction ensures it keeps its shape wash after wash. We use an incredibly soft cotton thats combed and ringspun. With a fabric weight of 4. 2 oz, they have just the right amount